Sword Art Online
I’m falling back into my anime phase and I’m really liking the Crunchyroll app since the website kinda sucks. I saw the first episode of Sword Art Online and it reminds me of a few other anime so I’m only a little impressed thus far, but I just thought to myself how jacked up that game is. So I was thinking the real world should just treat the players like comatose patients and feed them through injections and give them waste buckets and personal nurses while they play… Which would be awesome if the game weren’t so evil… Anyway, the gamers can just pick some heroes amongst themselves and send them out to win the game while the rest stay behind to fight boars and not die.
When car alarms go off, everyone assumes it isn’t their car.
I could probably break into some car and people will be all “oh it isn’t mine” or like “shut up automobile scum” or “lolz I bet someone’s having sex on the hood” while I snatch everything of value and stuff.
I was thinking people should just personalize their car alarms like ring tones.
Like “CHANDLER I AM YOUR MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION AND I REQUIRE YOUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION BECAUSE I MAY BE IN DANGER! COME HEREEEE. I SNAPPED A PIC OF THE PEON THAT VIOLATED ME AND I NEED TO BE COMFORTED. I ALSO NEED YOU TO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND CONFIRM ALL THIS SECURITY SHIT SO WE CAN GET THE PHOTO TO THE COPS BEFORE MY ASSAULTER FLEES TO CANADA. *plays dubstep remix of elevator music and show tunes until you notice it* “